Make Bob Richer Than Elon

Wouldn't it be nice if I was richer than Elon Musk?

Let's make it happen.

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↓ But why should you help me? ↓

Well, for starters...

I wouldn't say this shit.

("yeah...pwetty much 😎😎😎")

Or do this shit.

i mean, holy fucking shit

AND with the grunt and lip bite 🫦

Or this shit.

(calling a key figure in the 2018 Thai Cave Rescue a pedophile)

fuck you and your submarine

And I certainly wouldn't actively contribute to the death of countless people around the world by slashing critical programs that have provided tremendous assistance to our fellow humans.

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What I would love to do is...

⭐ Do standard rich people shit minus the weird sociopathic stuff.

⭐ Make fun of Elon's wealth as largely being the imaginary on-paper money that it is while mine is tangible cash that is actually used to have a positive impact on the world.

⭐ Give out big-ass tips.

⭐ Purchase billboards and ad-space to highlight lies by the rich and corrupt.

⭐ Advocate for higher taxes on myself and the ultra rich.

⭐ Pay fees for those fighting lopsided and unjust legal battles.

⭐ Pay-off countless medical bills.

⭐ Fund free tuition at universities.

⭐ Create self-sustaining affordable housing complexes.

⭐ Fund women's reproductive rights programs.

⭐ Fund infrastructure-building projects around the world.

⭐ Fund food programs to eradicate hunger.

⭐ Purchase land for conservation.

⭐ Fund domestic and sexual violence support programs.

⭐ Help cultivate and promote community-building programs to combat loneliness and societal disconnect.

⭐ Search for and help develop talent (academic, artistic, athletic, etc.) in predominantly impoverished and overlooked areas.

⭐ Fund the opening and maintenance of high-quality care facilities for the elderly, those suffering from mental illness, and those suffering from addiction.

Wouldn't it be nice if I was richer than Elon Musk?

Let's make it happen.

↓ But why should you help me? ↓

Well, for starters...

I wouldn't say this shit.

("yeah...pwetty much 😎😎😎")

Or do this shit.

i mean, holy fucking shit

AND with the grunt and lip bite 🫦

Or this shit.

(calling a key figure in the 2018 Thai Cave Rescue a pedophile)

fuck you and your submarine

And I certainly wouldn't actively contribute to the death of countless people around the world by slashing critical programs that have provided tremendous assistance to our fellow humans.

What I would love to do is...

⭐ Do standard rich people shit minus the weird sociopathic stuff.

⭐ Make fun of Elon's wealth as largely being the imaginary on-paper money that it is while mine is tangible cash that is actually used to have a positive impact on the world.

⭐ Give out big-ass tips.

⭐ Purchase billboards and ad-space to highlight lies by the rich and corrupt.

⭐ Advocate for higher taxes on myself and the ultra rich.

⭐ Pay fees for those fighting lopsided and unjust legal battles.

⭐ Pay-off countless medical bills.

⭐ Fund free tuition at universities.

⭐ Create self-sustaining affordable housing complexes.

⭐ Fund women's reproductive rights programs.

⭐ Fund infrastructure-building projects around the world.

⭐ Fund food programs to eradicate hunger.

⭐ Purchase land for conservation.

⭐ Fund domestic and sexual violence support programs.

⭐ Help cultivate and promote community-building programs to combat loneliness and societal disconnect.

⭐ Search for and help develop talent (academic, artistic, athletic, etc.) in predominantly impoverished and overlooked areas.

⭐ Fund the opening and maintenance of high-quality care facilities for the elderly, those suffering from mental illness, and those suffering from addiction.

⭐ Fund chronic illness research.

And so much more.

↓ You'd even be able to follow along right here. ↓

Wall of Good Deeds

You in?

P.S. Elon hates bright colors.

Wouldn't it be nice if I was richer than Elon Musk?

Let's make it happen.

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↓ But why should you help me? ↓

Well, for starters...

I wouldn't say this shit.

("yeah...pwetty much 😎😎😎")

Or do this shit.

i mean, holy fucking shit

AND with the grunt and lip bite 🫦

Or this shit.

(calling a key figure in the 2018 Thai Cave Rescue a pedophile)

fuck you and your submarine

And I certainly wouldn't actively contribute to the death of countless people around the world by slashing critical programs that have provided tremendous assistance to our fellow humans.

What I would love to do is...

⭐ Do standard rich people shit minus the weird sociopathic stuff.

⭐ Make fun of Elon's wealth as largely being the imaginary on-paper money that it is while mine is tangible cash that is actually used to have a positive impact on the world.

⭐ Give out big-ass tips.

⭐ Purchase billboards and ad-space to highlight lies by the rich and corrupt.

⭐ Advocate for higher taxes on myself and the ultra rich.

⭐ Pay fees for those fighting lopsided and unjust legal battles.

⭐ Pay-off countless medical bills.

⭐ Fund free tuition at universities.

⭐ Create self-sustaining affordable housing complexes.

⭐ Fund women's reproductive rights programs.

⭐ Fund infrastructure-building projects around the world.

⭐ Fund food programs to eradicate hunger.

⭐ Purchase land for conservation.

⭐ Fund domestic and sexual violence support programs.

⭐ Help cultivate and promote community-building programs to combat loneliness and societal disconnect.

⭐ Search for and help develop talent (academic, artistic, athletic, etc.) in predominantly impoverished and overlooked areas.

⭐ Fund the opening and maintenance of high-quality care facilities for the elderly, those suffering from mental illness, and those suffering from addiction.

⭐ Fund chronic illness research.

And so much more.

↓ You'd even be able to follow along right here. ↓

Wall of Good Deeds

You in?

P.S. Elon hates bright colors.